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Tahap bosan. Apalagi bergambar sendri kejap. Wakakaka... Jangan marah sume yer...
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Monday, April 27, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
My Old School Classmate
Yeah.... jumpa balik kawan sekelas masa di Sekolah Teknik Melaka dulu tahun 94/95. Lepak2, borak2, makan2 di D'Anjung Kawasan Perindustrian Seri Kembangan.
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Jeram Perahu - Jerantut
Saturday, April 18, 2009
All About Muthu...haha
*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
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*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
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*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
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*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
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*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
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*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
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Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****
*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
*****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
*****
*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****
*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!
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Welcome to Belaga, Sarawak
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Welcome to Belaga, Kapit, Sarawak. Sapa-sapa nak pergi bolehla... Belaga boleh diakses melalui jalan darat dan jugak jalan air (sungai). Tetapi dua-dua jalan kena tengok juga cuaca pada hari tuh. Jalan darat sebab ikut laluan lori balak. Kalau ikut laluan sungai, dari jeti di Empangan Bakun. Perjalanan menaiki bot lebih kurang satu jam dari Bakun ke Belaga. Ada juga bot ekspress dari Sibu. Dari apa yang diceritakan, perjalanan dari Sibu lebih kurang 11 jam. Bertolak dari Sibu jam 5 pagi dan sampai di Bakun jam 4 petang. Perghh... So untuk perjalanan nih aku bertolak dengan menaiki 4WD dari Bintulu jam 8.30 pagi. Sampai di Bakun lebih kurang jam 12.15 tgh. Dari situ menaiki bot (1 jam) dan sampai di Belaga jam 1.15tgh.[Read more...]
:: Journey to Belaga, Sarawak ::
Hmmm.... "Too Tired".... the only word can I said...haha... Sorry sebab lama dah tak update kat blog nih... Kerja...biasalah banyak. So, I will try to update as soon as possible about my journey to Belaga Sarawak. Apalagi...tunggu kemunculan gambar-gambar perjalanan ke Belaga Sarawak yer....hehe...
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Friday, April 10, 2009
:: Mutiara Kata dan Wasiat ::
"Sesiapa yang merasa marah dengan dia tidak meluahkannya maka dia seumpama keldai dan sesiapa yang merasa redha terhadap sesuatu tetapi dia tidak dapat menerimanya maka dia seperti syaitan yang mana redha dengan ketuhanan Allah tetapi tidak mahu tunduk pada perintahNya."
"Keredhaan manusia sukar untuk engkau capai dan bukanlah bermakna selamat daripada lidah manusia sudah boleh dianggap sudah mencapai jalan kepada mendapat keredhaan mereka. Oleh itu engkau hendaklah melakukan perkara yang bermanfaat kepadamu dan sentiasalah berbuat demikian" Wasiat Imam Syafie
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"Keredhaan manusia sukar untuk engkau capai dan bukanlah bermakna selamat daripada lidah manusia sudah boleh dianggap sudah mencapai jalan kepada mendapat keredhaan mereka. Oleh itu engkau hendaklah melakukan perkara yang bermanfaat kepadamu dan sentiasalah berbuat demikian" Wasiat Imam Syafie
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Aktiviti Hari Ini 8 April 2009
Salam semua. Haha…hari ini penuh dengan keletihan. Kerja banyak. Pepagi ini dah ada mesyuarat koordinasi antara cawangan. Banyak perkara yang dibincangkan untuk manfaat kedua-dua belah pihak. Pastuh aku sibuk dengan dokumen-dokumen yang aku perlukan untuk semakan kelulusan bahan untuk satu projek di Johor. Kelam kabut jugak pagi nih.
Kemudian banyak lagik surat-surat yang perlu disetelkan. Lepas tuh setelkan pulak surat keluar pejabat. Takut tak sempat pulak nanti nak tempah tiket flight ke Sarawak. Apa la kisah travel ke sana nanti. Kene naik bot pulak tuh. Haiyaa…
Balik dari opis….Hamzah hari ni ceria. Improvement sikit, bila Tanya sape Abg Hamzah…dia pun menjawab ..nih…(sambil tunjuk diri sendiri..) hehe… Mana adik Hamzah? Tanya aku lagi… Tuh…jawab Hamzah (sambil tunjuk kearah perut Ibunya)…wakaka….tau pulak tuh… Pandai…pandai….
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009
English 1 to 10..10 to 1
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
10 Q
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:: Lawak Petang ::
Ehsan : Mohd Faizul Zainal Abidin
"Ada apa nie pakcik,kereta rosak ke?"tanya pemuda berusia dalam lingkungan 20an. "a'ha rosak "jawap pakcik tu simple aje....
"Ok,cam nie,saya ada tali nanti saya ikat kat kereta saya dan saya tarik kereta pakcik sampai tol"mamat nie bagi idea.
"worrait gak tu...", tapi....nanti kalau pakcik rasa awak bawak laju pakcik akan hon dan bagi high beam".
"Ok pakcik"..mamat nie pun ikatlah tali kat kereta kelisa didepan dan hujungnya diikat dibelakang bumper evonye. Dia pun jalanla..dengan slow dan berhati-hati. Dalam lima kilometer mamat nie laju le sikit,apalagi pakcik tu pun hon dan bagi high beam la kat mamat tu.Mamat tu pun slowkan balik..
Tiba-tiba ada sebuah ferrari datang dari belakang dan press minyak kat mamat evo7. Apa lagi, jiwa muda pantang dicabar, dia pun tekan la minyak rapat nak kejar ferrari nie... lupa la pulak dia dengan kelisa org tua yg diikat kat belakang kereta dia.
Orang tua tu punya la hangin satu badan,dia pun hon dan bagi hi beam bagai nak rak. Mamat evo7 tu dah tak sedar dah angin punya pasal. Kebetulan pilak polis ada buat speed trap kat bawah jambatan.
Vrooommm......bedesup peginye... ini dah lebih speed limit nie...kate polis nie..cecah 250kmj memasing nie... Dia pun contact la kengkawan dia kat depan supaya saman kereta-kereta yg laju nie...
"Over..over,ada tiga buah kenderaan memandu melebihi had laju, sebuah ferrari, sebuah evo7 dan sebuah lagi kalau aku cakap korang mesti tak percaye punye.........sebuah kelisa putih tengah cucuk angin evo7 tu dan bagi hon dan hi beam nak potong!!!'
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